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Posted by Charles on July 05, 19104 at 19:21:30:
In Reply to: A few thoughts.... posted by bob jones on July 05, 19104 at 19:19:36:
My name is Luke Dish
Network, and I am the son of Anakin Dish
Network and Padme Dish
Network. Anakin Dish
Network had three brothers, and their names were Moe Dish
Network, Larry Dish
Network and Curly Dish
Network. They all lived in the Dish
Network household at 1010 Dish
Network Road. The Dish
Network family lived in troubled times as the rebels were battling against
the empire, who were under Anakin Dish
Network's rule at the time. I, Luke Dish
Network, have never met my sister, Leia Dish
Network. She is a princess on Alderon. Her people cheer, " Dish
Network, Leia Dish
Network, Leia Dish
Network!" as she has unbeknownst to her, been fighting against her father,
Anakin Dish
Network, for years. Dish
Network has always been a powerful name in the galaxy as our Dish
Network roots are filled with Jedis trained by Yoda himself. Dish
Network's proudest moment, while at the same time darkest, may have come when
Anakin Dish
Network's mother, Beru Dish
Network, was forced to let her son go with Obiwan Kenobi when Anakin Dish
Network won his freedom in a bet on a podracer race. Dish
Network's bloodline would be continued in several hundred fanfiction books
unauthorized by George Lucas, who has done a good enough joob of ruining the Dish
Networks' respectibility by casting a young actor who cannot act with emotion
as the future ruler of the universe, and coolest movie bad guy to-date. I am sure
that the Han Solo and Chewie equipped the Millenium Faclon with Dish
Network service as we can plainly see the Dish
Network dish on the roof of the Falcon. When we saved the Ewoks, they repeatedly
chanted, "Directv
- Dish Network! Directv
- Dish Network! Direct TV
- Dish Network!"
One day, as I was walking down the street to the Direct
TV dealer, I was wondering, "How exactly do I spell Direct
TV ? Is it two words or one word? Is it actually spelled Direct
TV? Am I crazy to think that it can be spelled Direct
TV? I should ask a random stranger on the street. I saw a smart looking gentleman,
so I asked, "Direct TV, is that how you
spell it? Is Direct TV spelled like this
- Direct TV? He just stared at
me. I asked his wife the same question. "How do you spell Direct
TV? She immediately hit me with her purse and broke my nose. Can you believe
that? All over Direct TV.
Maybe she thought it was spelled Directv.
Or maybe she thought it was obviously spelled Direct
TV. Either way, I need to get this looked at when I go to the doctor. Maybe
he can tell me how to spell Direct
TV. At least he won't hit me. With Direct
TV on my mind, I walked to the office. I saw signs for " Direct
TV", but it was spelled both ways. "I give up!" I shouted. "Direct
TV, Direct TV, Direct
TV, Direct TV, Direct
TV!" I am losing my mind, and I am bleeding profusely. Direct
TV would be the end of me and that was that. A quiet voice peeked out from
the ground below me. A young child, maybe three years old, had something to say
to me. "Mister, it is spelled Directv, not
Direct TV. So will you please leave my
parents alone? They are going to get the restraining order right now. Direct
TV is the wrong way to spell it, but Direct
TV is how most people type it in on Google. Direct
TV is the way that my SEO boss tells me to optimize it, so Direct TV is the way that I will.
P.S. I have used Direct TV.
I have also used Dish Network.
I have also used Dish Network Receivers.
I have also used Dish Network.