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: : : : : From: hilso@ns.net : : : Subject: Rush's Military Record : : : I need some information on Limbaugh in the Military. : : : Did he have a deferment? : : : Can you shed any light on this? : : : By the way - I served 2 years as a combat medic. : : : Thanks for your help, : : : Mike : : : : : : {Mike, I salute your service to our country. : : : Warning to the ladies: I need to explain this : : : in frank, medical terms, forgive me. : : : Rush never got to serve in the military. : : : He was literally "too un-clean" to serve his country. : : : This sounds like a BartCop gag, but it's not. : : : It's true. : : : He got a medical deferment for his infected . : : : It's not a joke. : : : It was a pilodinal cyst that kept Rush safely at home. : : : His -hair got infected because Rush didn't wipe. : : : The Army calls it "jeep rot," named for a condition soldiers : : : get when they don't have toilet paper on the field of battle. : : : Like his Daddy, Rush didn't keep his clean. : : : It got so infected, the Army wouldn't draft him during Vietnam. : : : Gross, eh? : : : Rush admitted this on his show, I've heard it myself, : : : so I don't want to hear from some ditto-monkey that I : : : probably never heard his show before. : : : You know what the big irony is here? : : : : : : Rush CONSTANTLY says that the environmentalists are "stupid" : : : to want a clean Earth, and that it's not even necessary, : : : "because the Earth cleans itself." : : : Hey, Dirty-! : : : I have a question, if you don't mind. : : : Does Earth clean itself as often : : : as you cleaned your infected, fat ? : : : : : : (This is an excerpt from Volume 105 of RUSH LIMBA -- LYING , written by the immortal Terry Coppage. : : : Archived "issues" of RL-LNW can be found at the URL below) : : maby he was to fat to reach his

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