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: From: hilso@ns.net : Subject: Rush's Military Record : I need some information on Limbaugh in the Military. : Did he have a deferment? : Can you shed any light on this? : By the way - I served 2 years as a combat medic. : Thanks for your help, : Mike : : {Mike, I salute your service to our country. : Warning to the ladies: I need to explain this : in frank, medical terms, forgive me. : Rush never got to serve in the military. : He was literally "too un-clean" to serve his country. : This sounds like a BartCop gag, but it's not. : It's true. : He got a medical deferment for his infected . : It's not a joke. : It was a pilodinal cyst that kept Rush safely at home. : His -hair got infected because Rush didn't wipe. : The Army calls it "jeep rot," named for a condition soldiers : get when they don't have toilet paper on the field of battle. : Like his Daddy, Rush didn't keep his clean. : It got so infected, the Army wouldn't draft him during Vietnam. : Gross, eh? : Rush admitted this on his show, I've heard it myself, : so I don't want to hear from some ditto-monkey that I : probably never heard his show before. : You know what the big irony is here? : : Rush CONSTANTLY says that the environmentalists are "stupid" : to want a clean Earth, and that it's not even necessary, : "because the Earth cleans itself." : Hey, Dirty-! : I have a question, if you don't mind. : Does Earth clean itself as often : as you cleaned your infected, fat ? : : (This is an excerpt from Volume 105 of RUSH LIMBA -- LYING , written by the immortal Terry Coppage. : Archived "issues" of RL-LNW can be found at the URL below)

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