Author: Leland Milton Goldblatt, Ph.D. (---.client.insightBB.com)
Date: 07-20-05 22:09
Q: What is fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an @!#$?
A: Rush Limbaugh's tie
Q: What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
A:One is a flaming fascist gasbag full of hot air, and the other is a dirigible
Q: How many Rush fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Rush hasn't shown them how to do it yet!
--- Leland Milton Goldblatt, Ph.D. ®