YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS INDEED LUCKY: Rush Limbaugh Campfire
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Well, your girlfriend is obviously one fortunate woman. She has found herself a white man who’s capable of affording her the sort of respect that no Mexican man could ever even imagine. Indeed, imagine the joy she would experience at the sight of your poetic words, which leap off the screen. However, she may feel a twinge of disappointment at your failure to mention the duration for which she, “she s [your] and licks [your] a$shole.”
But, if she were to glance about this wonderful display of white humanity and read some of your posts, well you might once again be her White Knight in shining armor. For instance, your insights and advice to millions of Mexicans (while you ignore the same phenomena amongst whites world wide) such as, “Be smart and practice birth control. If you can't afford to have kids, don't have them! Birth control pills are 99% effective, but yet most people from Mexico don't use them. How f*cking stupid. Having kids shouldn't be your only purpose in life. There is a lot more to be enjoyed in this world” would no doubt win her heart all over again.
Yet, she may not easily accept your anecdotal statements, or she may feel unsatisfied by your apparent lack of forethought whilst participating in a seemingly serious debate. As highlighted in your October 27, 2003 post, which in part read, “The point is that many people from Mexico who come here don't respect our culture specifically by not learning the language and not immigrating the legal way. They do it ly and they don't give a sh*t about America -- they're just here for the money. Many claim to have 10 kids on their W-2 form so that they won't have to pay a lot of taxes.”
Ahh yes, but what constitutes “many?” Let’s see, of the millions of Mexicans who have immigrated here you have spoken with how many? Clearly, you have at least communicated with at least half the amount those who have immigrated. And of course, it was during those intimate conversations that the Mexican immigrants confessed their duplicity in regards to the falsification of their W2 forms. Curious though, why you have been unable to extract similar responses from whites? Of course, you may have concluded that it is only Mexicans who falsify their W2s, or perhaps, your wining PERSONALITY only works its magic on Mexican immigrants. In either case, it’s amazing (what with all the and @sshole that goes on in your lovely relationship) that you have the time to extract such personal information from these Mexican immigrants.
But finally, I doubt she’d be happy with your blanket indictment of Latin women. You know the one, “I am a gringo and am engaged to a beautiful Mexican girl. She is very jealous and constantly suious even though I give her no reason to be so. I know it's because she loves me, but she needs to not be so paranoid! Is that just a Latin thing? I had a similar experience with another girl from Mexico. I met her when I was in Oaxaca and we were just "f*ck buddies" and she got jealous when I slept with another girl. She knew that what we had was just for and nothing more, but she was pretty upset with me. Oh well, I'll always have a thing for Mexican women despite their jealous nature.” Oh, but that wasn’t a bigoted comment. After all, “[p]erhaps I'm not the most tactful person in the world, but I'm really not trying to be so. I don't worry about being politically correct. I say what's on my mind and what's in my heart. I speak from experience and I call it like I see it, so to speak.” Ahh! What a wonderful defense: “call it like I see it.” However, she might suggest that instead of whining about someone critiquing the opinions, beliefs, or conclusions YOU have written, you might, in addition to “calling like you see it,” write what you mean and mean what you write.
Again, she must be very happy to have found you, I have no doubt she deserves a great guy such as yourself.